So I guess we can say it started with a little "stick"..well 3 little "sticks". Actually it all starts when a man and a woman love each other very much and to show that love, they...blah blah blah. You only know the results when she pisses on a stick, and that's the real magic.
The first go around is typical, "you missed". The second is "it's not dark enough". The third, well, the proof is in the urine. Then the thoughts start..."Didn't we get drunk the other night?" "How hot was that hot tub last week?" "Oh crap, we aren't out to a good start."
Well, regardless, it seems like we're gonna be parents and we are so fucking excited!
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