Jason's monthly post

Well, as the father/hubby I'm supposed to chime in once in a while on this blog thing, but I gotta say though, I can't really follow Steph's writing anymore. She has more followers of this blog than "Dear Abby".

That said, life is getting much different lately. Critter looks like an Ultimate Fighting Champ inside Steph. We can actually see him punching and kicking from the outside. It's become like clockwork. Kicking and punching for his morning coffee. Kicking and punching for Seinfeld at night. Just like dad.

Another change as of lately is my own weight gain. Last time I was putting on this much weight I was single, drinking Irish Car-bombs and eating Steak Bomb Subs on a nightly basis...I can only blame this recent gain on osmosis. Of course it could be the fact that I'm 35 and the ol' metabolism ain't what it used to be. Although, I do still skateboard to the store to pick up groceries...so at least I still act like I'm 13.

One last thing. I wanna put out a request to everyone. What do you think Critter's name should be? Seriously, how fun is that? Steph never put out a request to her readers.

Just look at those phonelines light up now. I'm an overnight sensation.